While we were eating our waffles this morning this event occurred.
Quinae: "Xander take that thumb tac out of your mouth. I don't like that!"
Xander: "Why?"
Quinae: "Because if you swallow that it could poke a hole in your intestines and spill poop all inside your body, making you very sick and you might even die."
Xander (mater of factly stating): "But then I will get to see Jesus."
Quinae (chuckling): "Yeah, then you will get to see Jesus. But you won't get to see your Mom, Dad and brother again for along time. Pro's and con's ya know."
Soren: "Yeah and they don't have toys, or even video games in heaven.......but they might have food." (a residual point from a previous conversation a few days ago.)
Ah, I love these conversations. You should note that 15 minutes earlier when they sat up for breakfast, the boys got into a fist fight, punching, slapping, hitting and pushing. I think someone took someones toy, or maybe chair. I can't seem to keep all the reasons for the countless fist fights and name calling that is done in our house. Soren can de-escalate pretty quickly, but once Xander is in that mood it is pretty darn hard to flip him, but I had success with this method (an idea given to me from a friend who did this with her girls when they were little).
Quinae: "There will be no breakfast unless you apologies....... and hug each other." I was in the mood for a show. Soren quickly did so in a sweet manor. Xander literally crossed his arms turned his back to us and said, "Hmmmf" Ah, the show I was waiting for.
Quinae: "That is fine Xander. You don't need to do it. Only do it if you want to eat breakfast." Some snorting and grunting then came out of Xander followed by a teeth clenching and the words barely escaping his lips, "Sorry Soren." I would normally not except this, but seeing how it was a multi step process, with the harder of the 2 steps still needing to be done, I let it slide."
Quinae: "Okay, now hug him."
Xander: "I am not hugging him."
Quinae: "Good. More waffles for me."
More grunting and flexing of the muscles in frustration continues. Then a quick jump off the stool and hugging of Soren's stool leg followed.
Quinae: "The stool is not Soren." More protests and a pitiful lean onto Soren was claimed to be a hug.
Quinae: "That was weak. Okay now I want you to both give each other 3 compliments to each other, taking turns." Now I was enjoying the power hungry boys gives a mom at breakfast time.
Soren quickly begins. "Xander I like your hair.....and your shirt. That is 2 Mom."
Xander: "I like your teeth."
Quinae: "Uh, okay now you have to do one about something you think they are good at.
Soren: "I like it when you made my Christmas list."
Quinae: "What? That didn't happen. Did you make his Christmas list Xander?"
Xander: "Yeah!" He then proceeded to show me his transcription of Soren's Christmas list. He then felt so proud of himself and how nice he was."
Xander: "I like it when you clean the bathroom for me."
Quinae: "What? That didn't happen. Soren did you clean the bathroom for Xander?"
Soren: "Yeah. Once I did."
Quinae: "Wow, okay, um, last one. I want you to say why you like having the other one as a brother."
Soren: "Xander I like when your so crazy." Then Soren acts out how crazy Xander is, which looks like he is having a seizure.
Quinae: "No, no, no, lets not promote craziness, do another one."
Soren: "Xander I like when we read books together."
Xander: "I like playing legos with you.......when your nice." He adds as a jab.
Ohhhhh! The love I was looking for - attained! It is a Christmas miracle! Hot waffles for everyone! Okay some were less hot, but I did flip Xander's switch. The rest of the morning he planned things he could do for people for Christmas. If only he could remain in this mode longer. I must become a master Xander "switch flipper."